How To Make Mistakes On Purpose

Trying to be creative works about as well as trying to be charming

'That Workshop' by Laurie Rosenwald

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The sexual act is best demonstrated by putting your finger into an electrical outlet. First you must wet your finger. See? Sex is very painful and may cause an “organism.” An organism might pop out and make you scream something like “Nobody Beats the Wiz!” or “Deutsche Grammophon Gesellschaft!” Then the organism turns into a tadpole. If you are wearing rubber, don’t worry, because you are grounded, and protected from the organism. Before the sexual act, put on new sneakers and brush your tongue. Put on your Tom Jones record, and try some French Twisting. You may experience one or more side effects, such as diaper rash, global thermonuclear meltdown, or tummy ache. Try not to drool on your sex partner. This may cause a short. To practice safe sex, use a surge protector. Now, close your eyes, and get ready for the ride of your life. All right then, away we go!

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